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Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. Theatrical release poster.

Directed by. Jalmari Helander. Produced by. Petri Jokiranta. Written by. Jalmari Helander. Starring. Tommi Korpela. Per Christian Ellefsen.

Jorma Tommila. Jonathan Hutchings. Onni Tommila. Risto Salmi. Peeter Jakobi. Rauno Juvonen. Ilmari JärvenpääMusic by.

Juri SeppäMiska SeppäCinematography. Mika Orasmaa. Edited by. Kimmo Taavila. Distributed by.

FS Film Oy (Finland)Scanbox Entertainment (Norway)Chrysalis Films (France)Release date. September 2. 4, 2. AFF)December 3, 2. Finland)Running time. Country. Finland.

Norway. France. Sweden[2]Language. Finnish. English. Budget€1. 8. 03 million[3]Box office. US$4,0. 15,1. 33[4]Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale is a 2. Finnish dark fantasyhorrorthriller film written and directed by Jalmari Helander about people living near the Korvatunturi mountain who discover the secret behind Santa Claus. The film is based on the 2.

Rare Exports Inc., and its 2. Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions, by Jalmari Helander and Juuso Helander, both of which involve a company that traps wild Santa Clauses and trains and exports them to locations around the world. Far away in Lapland a British research team, Subzero, is examining drilling specimens on top of Korvatunturi (Fell Ear).

The evidence is clear. The entire fell is an ancient burial mound built by the Saami for centuries, inside which something is hidden.

As the men begin to excavate, two boys, Juuso and Pietari, sneak to eavesdrop at the team's discussions, led by a researcher, Riley. The children run to Juuso's snowmobile and quarrel about Santa Claus's existence, but were interrupted as the research team detonate the fell. Pietari returns home to read some books about Santa Claus, which suggest that he was a horned being who whips misbehaving children and boils them in a cauldron. The day before Christmas Eve, Pietari's father Rauno, a local reindeer slaughterer, digs a trap pit in the yard to protect the remaining reindeer in case of wolves. He wakes Pietari up by shooting at his window and tells him to prepare for rounding up reindeer herds with the other herders at the electric reindeer pen. This year, there were only two skinny reindeer runts, so Rauno and the herders go to a glacier by Korvantunturi. When they reach there they find the remains of hundreds of reindeer that were gnawed to the bone.

It looks like the explosions that have been going on at the fell for months have driven the wolves in the area mad. Rauno, examines the carcasses worriedly. Farther away Pietari too examines the traces and is convinced that it's not the work of wolves, while Juuso warns him not to tell his father that they plied open the fence to Korvantunturi. Rauno's reindeer slaughterhouse has been on the brink of bankruptcy for a long time. The attack of the wolves seems to be the final straw. But Rauno has one more chance. He heads to Korvatunturi to demand retribution from the Subzero company, whose personnel were killed for provoking a mysterious new threat by their rude behaviour.

On the top of the fell all Rauno and his group foundnd is a pit 4. Subzero personnel. It looks as if something was lifted from the depths of hell. Having lost all hope Rauno returns to his farm.

On the morning of Christmas Eve the trap has worked, but there is no wolf trapped in it. Even though Pietari was grounded for playing a trick with his father for using reindeer traps in the fireplace, he has been full of fear of the approaching Christmas, like an animal sensing a more powerful beast in its territory. He sneaks out of his father's house to a police truck, with his disappointed father in hot pursuit. They reach a village, where Rauno hears from other villagers that sacks of potatoes, heaters, and Piiparinen's wife's hair- dryer, had went missing. Pietari enters Piiparinen's house, and finds that Piiparinen's son Juuso is also gone, with a straw effigy in his place. Piiparinen brings a sack, which contains a skinny old man, and leaves his inactive body on a table in Rauno's reindeer slaughterhouse. While he, Rauno, and Aimo discuss their plans, Pietari calls his friends on the telephone, and finds that they have all went missing.

Piiparinen teases the old man with a piece of gingerbread, and the old man bites off his ear. Fanboys Movie Watch Online. Piiparinen comes out and asks the other two men to come and see the old man. Pietari asks his father to spank him for his bad deeds, such as plying open the fence to Korvantunturi, as he feared that the children's bad deeds might have caused Santa to take them away. They were interrupted when Piiparinen tells Rauno to come and see the old man again, as the old man is strong enough to break a metal bar. When Pietari enters, the old man notices him, as the other man try to defend Pietari from being harmed. They dress the old man in Piiparinen's Santa costume, and contact the Americans that they "had found Santa Claus".

They take the old man in a cage to an airbase, where they meet Riley. Riley warns that the old man in a cage is not Santa Claus, but one of Santa's elves, and that they must not behave rudely. When one of them muttered a curse word, the other elves (who look like naked old men) destroy the electric lights, and kill Riley and his pilot. The men and Pietari run to Hangar 2. Underneath the block of ice are several sacks containing the crying missing children, including Juuso. They get attacked by the elves, who attempt to break into the hangar.

As Rauno, Piiparinen, and Aimo disconnect the heaters and use them to block the Elves from the doorway, Pietari devises a plan. Piiparinen comes out of the hangar, and distracts the elves by throwing gingerbread at them, so that he can reach the helicopter.

The other two men make a net, which Pietari climbs on as it picks up the sacks of children to lure the elves to the reindeer pen. The other two men prepare dynamite all over Santa Claus' ice block, and cut off one of his horns, as they drive a truck out of the hangar and airbase. Pietari climbs down the net of children and an antenna to open the reindeer pen, as the horde of elves run toward him. Rauno and Aimo detonate the explosions, killing Santa Claus and causing the elves to stop at the reindeer pen before they will hurt Pietari. After Rauno and Aimo take the children to their homes, Rauno decides to start a new business with the Subzero company, in which the captured elves are trained to become mall Santas and exported to various locations around the world.

Onni Tommila as Pietari Kontio. Jorma Tommila as Rauno Kontio. Tommi Korpela as Aimo. Rauno Juvonen as Piiparinen. Per Christian Ellefsen as Riley. Ilmari Järvenpää as Juuso.

Peeter Jakobi as Pietari's Elf. Jonathan Hutchings as Brian Greene. Risto Salmi as Sheriff. Jens Sivertsen as Main Elf. Sigmund Bøe as Main Elf. Olav Pedersen as Main Elf.

Nils M. Iselvmo as Main Elf. Production[edit]The film was produced by Cinet (Finland) in co- production with Pomor Film (Norway), Davaj Film (Sweden) and Love Streams Agnès B. Productions (France), with support from the Finnish Film Foundation, Norwegian Film Institute, Film. Camp and Filmpool Nord.[5]Development[edit]In 2.

Finnish commercials production company Woodpecker Film published the short movie Rare Exports Inc. It is available on other You. Tube channels as well.) Here, the film's writer and director Jalmari Helander established a band of three hunters (marker, sniper, and tracker) searching the wilderness of Lapland for the wild Santa Claus. After the positive reception from an online audience, Woodpecker Film produced and published the sequel short movie Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions in 2.

Helander as writer- director. In 2. 00. 7, Jalmari Helander introduced producer Petri Jokiranta to his idea of a feature length Rare Exports film based on his short films that had already acquired a cult reputation on the Internet. Jokiranta's company, Cinet, picked up the rights and Helander started to develop the concept together with Jokiranta.